A JOKE
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I don’t know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
I want to go to all of these places. That’s not too much to ask for right?
One of my goals in death is to have my cremated remains made into lab created diamond. I think I’ll include in my will to save some of my skin before I go in the oven so that I can be made into some nice leather shoes as well.